Hello? Hi honey, this is Daddy….is mommy near the phone? No daddy, she is upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Paul. After a brief pause, Daddy says, but honey you don’t have an uncle.
Oh yes I do and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now…. Brief pause….uh, ok then, I want you to put the phone down and run upstairs, knock on the door and shout that Daddies car just pulled up.
Ok Daddy just a minute….. A few minutes later the girl comes back to the phone. I did it Daddy.
And what happened honey? Well, Mommy jumped out of the bed naked and ran around screaming, then tripped on the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she is not moving at all.
Oh my God!!! What about your uncle Paul? He jumped out the back window into the pool but I guess he didn’t know you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of it and I think he is dead.
Really?……Long pause. Then Daddy says Swimming pool? Uh is this 558-5732-651? The girl says “No, I think you have the wrong number.
(Source: xn--b6h)
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oh……….. shit……………………
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